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2003/10/25 I'd leave things alone, with only those previous pages and no explanation...but some people are rather dense. Thus I am forced to grab my sledgehammer. Nothing I wrote is about nerfing FD. It's more likely that California will split off from the mainland and the rest of the continent will sink into the ocean, leaving California all alone (and out of power), than FD will be nerfed. It's more likely that Atlantis will rise from beneath the waves and its soggy denizens will take over the earth, than FD will be nerfed. It's more likely that the moon is actually a gigantic, sleeping, sentient being that will wake up, destroy our civilization, sprout fairy wings, and fly away, than FD will be nerfed. This is not about nerfing FD. Among other things, including general entertainment value, these pages address the idiocy that is having to quit out when using FD, as well as the occasional monk argument that "FD should be the best pulling technique in the game," which is roughly as reasonable and reflective of reality as attempting to fly by riding a mosquito. People who put forth this argument are the ones most likely to volunteer for Atlantis slavery right off the bat, to avoid the rush. They are the ones that will move to the mainland after it sinks in search of better land prices. They are the ones that will wait naively under the landing moon-beast, ultimately cushioning its fall. But until these things happen, I will leave this page up. Just to entertain myself, I'll list some more arguments that counter the "FD as best pulling technique" argument, even though one would think it is obvious. I like to be thorough.
Thus concludes my thorough beating of this horse. I henceforth declare it dead.
I hope it's not faking.
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